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21 November 2024

Well, feck. The dentist who told me that the extraction was today had his wires crossed and today was just an examination and briefing from the oral surgeon. Two more weeks till stabby mctoothy gets evicted. Yay.

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21 November 2024

My day is starting off with the nice dentist lady cutting a wisdom tooth out of my jaw and looking at the meetings schedule for today, that's going to be the high point

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19 November 2024

1828 train arrives at 1907. Fucking public transport. Build more fucking roads for cars.

#mastodaoine #IrishRail

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19 November 2024

Cutting trees. Had to make a batch of 30 for junior's school christmas fair so video'd one of the last ones so I can remember how to do it next year :D

#woodturning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksLVAeL17bc

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16 November 2024

"Ugh, the muppets? I'd rather poppy playtime".

Followed ten minutes later by peering round the chair for all of the "Marley and Marley" ghost song...

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Mark Dennehy in 18 Mar 2010 5 Comments